Pi: .....And so the Earth revolves round the sun.
Julie: Christ! You really think I'm Gonna believe all that shit with all those fancy names? I really am not as dumb as I look. Sheesh!
Monday, November 28, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
The Einstein KLPD Theory
CERN might have been able to get its much needed dose of publicity after Dan Brown gave them a bit. But, its only because of the fact that they have found evidence to OUR theory! Thank you CERN for shedding light on our theory and spending billions of dollars on it to confirm!
Today we shall attempt the impossible and the unthinkable. Today is the day everything you know about your world will take a spin. This will twist your brain so hard you wont remember which way it was. If you thought Einstein got it all figured out, you were wrong man. Totally erroneous!
[How is our formal-research-paper-English going? Good huh? :) ]
For a while now, we have been pondering over our third-grade physics about motion. And particularly, relative motion. It seems obvious to everyone including us that we take 0 as our reference.
We mean to say, if a train at 50kmph passed your train travelling at 60kmph, then the speed would be 110. Not doubting that. No.
What we need to realise is our speed is relative anyhow. With base as 0. So, we're travelling with 60kmph w.r.t. still objects. Right?
Now, we're nearing 2012. Not that we think the world is going to end; that its time we became a bit adventurous and live a few months on our new theory. I mean, sure its part of our convincing act. But, really, hell we can calculate the amount of hair Anil Kapoor has on his palms (BIG SHOT CALCULATION).
So, in lieu of our calculating prowess, We propose :
To take reference as the speed of light.
Speed of light is, as we all know, the unconquerable speed. So, its an obvious choice to consider it.
The beauty of this theory is that relative motion still remains the same. Only thing happening is our perception of "faster" or "slower" will get reversed.
Take for example the previous train passing instance.
The same train's speed is now : c-50
Your train's speed : c-60.
So, relative : (c+60) - (c+50) = 10.
So, the perception gets reversed. Earlier, we used to add the speeds. Now, we subtract.
We thought the train was travelling faster when it passes us? Sadly...it goes slower. 10kmph to be exact.
Applying this concept to our daily lives, we find :
1. Usain Bolt is the slowest person on the planet.
2. Ayas Ranjan is the fastest!
3. Neutrinos, considered faster than light, are actually the slowest-moving (oxymoron!) particle in the universe! Utsav Raghuvanshi, a middle aged man, dubbed it "Absolute rest". I concur.
4. Time travel is what we're doing right now! It has always been possible. Just that we didn't realise we're in one!
More to come...stay resonating!
Today we shall attempt the impossible and the unthinkable. Today is the day everything you know about your world will take a spin. This will twist your brain so hard you wont remember which way it was. If you thought Einstein got it all figured out, you were wrong man. Totally erroneous!
[How is our formal-research-paper-English going? Good huh? :) ]
For a while now, we have been pondering over our third-grade physics about motion. And particularly, relative motion. It seems obvious to everyone including us that we take 0 as our reference.
We mean to say, if a train at 50kmph passed your train travelling at 60kmph, then the speed would be 110. Not doubting that. No.
What we need to realise is our speed is relative anyhow. With base as 0. So, we're travelling with 60kmph w.r.t. still objects. Right?
Now, we're nearing 2012. Not that we think the world is going to end; that its time we became a bit adventurous and live a few months on our new theory. I mean, sure its part of our convincing act. But, really, hell we can calculate the amount of hair Anil Kapoor has on his palms (BIG SHOT CALCULATION).
So, in lieu of our calculating prowess, We propose :
To take reference as the speed of light.
Speed of light is, as we all know, the unconquerable speed. So, its an obvious choice to consider it.
The beauty of this theory is that relative motion still remains the same. Only thing happening is our perception of "faster" or "slower" will get reversed.
Take for example the previous train passing instance.
The same train's speed is now : c-50
Your train's speed : c-60.
So, relative : (c+60) - (c+50) = 10.
So, the perception gets reversed. Earlier, we used to add the speeds. Now, we subtract.
We thought the train was travelling faster when it passes us? Sadly...it goes slower. 10kmph to be exact.
Applying this concept to our daily lives, we find :
1. Usain Bolt is the slowest person on the planet.
2. Ayas Ranjan is the fastest!
3. Neutrinos, considered faster than light, are actually the slowest-moving (oxymoron!) particle in the universe! Utsav Raghuvanshi, a middle aged man, dubbed it "Absolute rest". I concur.
4. Time travel is what we're doing right now! It has always been possible. Just that we didn't realise we're in one!
More to come...stay resonating!
Monday, February 14, 2011
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Weather Today
Julie: Oh thank you mother nature for lowering the clouds so that i could fulfill my dream of walking through them..
Pi: Its called FOG :|
Pi: Its called FOG :|
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Shower Bank
Julie: My bank...Yes Bank
Pie: What the hell is that?
Julie: Thats my bank
Pie: I mean what kind of a name is that for a bank?
Julie: Umm....a good name?
Pie: Well in that case it better have a full form!!!
Pie: What the hell is that?
Julie: Thats my bank
Pie: I mean what kind of a name is that for a bank?
Julie: Umm....a good name?
Pie: Well in that case it better have a full form!!!
What do I want to shower as?
Julie : I wish I had a bagpipe and could play it from the ISS, broadcast on Youtube.
Pi : What a whore? I am about to become a rocket scientist, who studies AC Machines. Rana? You listening? Huh bitch?????
Pi : What a whore? I am about to become a rocket scientist, who studies AC Machines. Rana? You listening? Huh bitch?????
Saturday, July 31, 2010
No Showers, No Thoughts
This blog wants to say something, but hasnt said. It keeps a secret...a secret so powerful, it will shake the very foundation of humanity.
Columbia Pictures present
JULIE & PIE
In surround sound at Glitz with computerised ticketing!!!
Columbia Pictures present
JULIE & PIE
In surround sound at Glitz with computerised ticketing!!!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Hey did you hear that?
Julie : "No wait...I have seen this one before. They're all lame and only some people can understand them."
Pi : "Well, this one is no different!"
Julie : "So, why make another blog?"
Pi : "Shut up whore!"
Julie : "I cant spell that..."
Pi : "I happen to be the smartest guy in whole of East India! That's why I have created this blog to channel my thoughts...for humanity."
Julie : "Well, I happen to the priciest...and I just think this is a propaganda."
Pi : "That's why I need you in this too."
Julie : "Me?"
Pi : "Yes...you. I need a dumb bitch like you to prove my intelligence. Come on...go down."
Pi : "Well, this one is no different!"
Julie : "So, why make another blog?"
Pi : "Shut up whore!"
Julie : "I cant spell that..."
Pi : "I happen to be the smartest guy in whole of East India! That's why I have created this blog to channel my thoughts...for humanity."
Julie : "Well, I happen to the priciest...and I just think this is a propaganda."
Pi : "That's why I need you in this too."
Julie : "Me?"
Pi : "Yes...you. I need a dumb bitch like you to prove my intelligence. Come on...go down."
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